A black Nokia 6300 It's a great phone. I love it.
(P.S. I would take a picture of it but My webcam doesn't work well with macs, so here's someones review)

Also, I got a job at Tim Hortons working at minimum wage. I should have raised my payment. Ah, well...

Contains 50% less gay compared to my last ones.

Just a thought, do you guys hate me? Betty go fuck yourself I know your an immature 13 year old faggot spammer so your vote doesn't count (If you do.)=

Well, today, I was bored out of my mind. Nothing to do (cause I got banned from the bbs.)
So I decided to go for a drive around Saskatoon. But, frick, My Mom was using the car to buy some groceries. So, there was only one option: to ride my bicycle. So I put on a hoodie, and get my bike out from the garage. I'm riding along my street when I eventually come across my school. My friends are hanging out in the back area, so I ride there. One of my friends notices me and waves. Soon everyones looking, but one just points at me. Well, he was pointing behind me, because, apparently, a guy was following me. I didn't notice that he was behind me, though, until I was sent flying off of my bike. My first instinct was to do a shoulder roll, that's what my gym teacher taught me. Now, it would have been good, until I felt a searing pain in my balls. Guess what? I sacked myself on the handle bars. It's like if you stab a fork through your balls. It hurt like a bitch. So, My shoulder roll turned out to be me tumbling through the grass and eventually stopping. Now my arms were hurting. So I was in the worst pain of my life until the man steps beside me and picks me up by my collar. Literally. He looks at me and start to say "Give me back my..." But then realizes that I wasn't his man... I guess. So he stood there, dumbfounded, while choking me, for a few seconds. Then, drops me on my head and says 'Please don't call the cops," and sprints away, screaming. As he dropped me, though, I landed on the side of my head. I soon hear this ringing and I start to get dizzy. That's when I threw up on my chest. My friends are laughing their asses of while I sit there, balls hurting, arms sore, and head ringing, feeling embarrassed. My friend Kyle gave me a Ride home, and my Mom asked what happened. I just said I fell off of my bike. So then she just gets in a huge fit about how I should wear a helmet and I'm just like Fuck, I'm frikin 16. After her little rant, I just run up to my room and type this little story.

What a fucking day.

If you WAIL,
When you FAIL,
Do us a favor,
And and go fuck a life saver.

...ing my backyard garden today. My mom would be soo happy if I did.